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Monday, April 29, 2013

I am NOT a bitch! a witch? maybe.... but definitely not a bitch!

Normally I sleep peacefully. I rarely dream and even if I do, I don't remember them in the morning.
But last night was an exception. I had a really weird dream and remembered every bit of it in the morning!

Now, typically in instances like this, I send my dreams to The Dream Dinosaur Girl who then translates it into a lovely painting as you can see here
Lovely, isn't it?

 But since The Dream Dinosaur Girl has been mourning for her pink Towel for the last 2 months and no amount of convincing (i told her there are plenty of pink towels out there in the world) has brought her out of her mourning, I decided to take matters into my own hands!

So here's how my dream went.

I was sitting in my room watching TV but the TV was on mute!(weird, I know) and then I hear whispers. So I switch off the TV and listen carefully.

They are talking something about a witch..something about ME being  a witch!!
Now I am really all ears and try to find out where the voices are coming from. I see a hole on the floor adn I jump into it (without a moments hesitation!).
The hole opens into a big ballroom and who do I see there?
 Sabrina, Alex Russo, Paige, Phoebe, Prue and Piper Halliwell!! (that is the first time I have seen all the four Charmed sisters in one room)
All sitting there and discussing how I am supposed to be a witch! I am standing behind a pillar making sure they don't see me.

But from behind comes Elphaba - The Wicked Witch of the West with her green face!!
She looks at me skeptically and asks.

"Who are you?"
"I am a witch!"
"You are a bitch?"
"No, No, I am a witch!!"
"ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH,, LADY?!?"
"Oh My God, NO, NO, I said I AM A WITCH!!"
"oh, now I get it! YOU WANT to be a BITCH?"
Immediately, She says a spell and turns me into a bitch!

I start running (yeah with four legs and a tail in between!) 
The other witches run over hearing the commotion. I SO want to tell them all about what just happened but the only thing that comes out of my mouth is "woof, woof, bow, bow"

After a long discussion, they seem to convince Elphaba that I am a witch and NOT a bitch!
They quickly whip up a potion to make me human again.
All the seven witches say a spell and throw the potion on me.
And the whole place blows up in a loud explosion!

I woke up in the morning sweating and the first thing I checked was if I still had a tail. Thank God, I din't!!

I am still wondering what triggered off that dream. I know lately I have been obsessed with all the witch series on TV but come on, a bitch?!?
 And I really don't recall Elphaba of being short of hearing!!

12 comments:

  1. The exact opposite of you, I'm a vivid dreamer and, occasional sleep-walker, who dreams just about every night and always remembers them.

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  2. Perhaps you are a bitchy witch. Best of both worlds!

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  3. that dream is so weird.
    I often wake up in the middle of my dream. And when I go on my sleep, my dream continues as well. So, I always sleep again when I have nice dream. Hehe

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  4. Dreams are so wierd, aren't they. Nice job capturing the madness.

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  5. Hummm!

    I am not a fan of Mr. Sigmund, but I'll try to lead you into an interesting concatenation of facts in your dream:

    The first thing that comes to mind is Alice, are you sure you were not following a tardy rabbit? :))) Only gossip? if so, maybe you reached a place where there were people drinking tea, only you thought they were talking about you, and they were worried about to lose the spell book.

    The Wicked Witch of the West is my cousin, she has not any problem with hearing, but she is really a bitch in disguise of a witch, that's why you ended with a tail and four legs.

    Be ready for next nights, you may encounter the Queen of Hearts, the Tin Man or the Cheshire Cat, even a piece of Humpty Dumpty.

    Beware of the borogoves! Their beaks are turned up and they can bite backward! :)

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  6. I too rarely sleep and very rarely see dreams... and like you, never used to remember them. And if I do remember, then like yours it sure will be weird too.

    Lol at how you checked yourself in the mirror first thing in the morning.... Sorry, I know I shouldn't find humor at that, but still...

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  7. Wow, you kind of pulled me right into that story of yours. Good job. I had something boiling on the stove and almost forgot about it! Thank goodness my bitches--(doggies) alerted me! LOL

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  8. What a crazy dream! I never remember any of mine. I wish I did, especially if they're as entertaining as yours. :)

    I do, however, dream in haiku, which is a whole other thing...

    Happy Tuesday. ☺

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  9. How funny. There must be a message in there somewhere for you. Best listen up before you become both a witch and a bitch. :)

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  10. Ha... Crazy stuff. Enjoyed. Take care, Slu

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  11. How interesting it is to be able to relate what had happened in dreamland but it's really scary when getting the spell from a mean witch and changing into something else!

    Glad you're still the same, Nina. :)

    A nice write-up. :)

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  12. What a strange dream! Interesting! :)

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